she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it's great music for shaving your balls
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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