My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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