Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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