So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
God I need to hump something, right now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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