Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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go home
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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