your thong is hanging out like whoa
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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