guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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