And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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