Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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