so explain again why im purple
no
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
