If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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