If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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