Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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