So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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