why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
