I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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