You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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