let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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