My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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