The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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