Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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