i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
and she was petting her beer can
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
you never un-have a 4some
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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