People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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