Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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