Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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