She's JV to your varsity
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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