I'm drive I can fine osifer
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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