Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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