i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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