you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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