butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You were trust falling into bushes
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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