I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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