WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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