i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Do plants get herpes?
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