Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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