Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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