When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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