so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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