I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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