Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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