did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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