But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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