Will you blow on my dice?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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