so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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