Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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