He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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