Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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