i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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