Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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