he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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