Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's get the cat blown out
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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